There
were these four guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French,
who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a
genie appeared. Thankful that the four guys had released him out of
the bottle. He said, "Next to you all are four swimming pools, I
will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump,
you shout what you want the pool of water to be! Come, and then your
wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next was the Russian's turn. He did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next. He jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.
The
last was the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly
he stepped on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,
"SHXT"...
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Moral： "Think twice before you say something, because sometimes accidents do happen."
For the word "SHXT", "X" should be read as "I".
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