很搞笑的18號桿弟

影片中「18號桿弟」阿姨滔滔不絕的講了3個男女間的笑話，其中「一對老夫妻辦完事的對話」都幾搞笑。

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQlBmWA0BJg

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Just a thought for all women：

Mental illness? Menstrual cramps? Mental breakdown? Menopause... ?
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men !
When women have real trouble, it's histerectomy ( hysterectomy ) !

Send this to all women to have a laugh. 

And don't forget to have a mammogram! 

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A friend is like a good bra...?
Hard to find?
Supportive?

Comfortable? 
Always lifts you up? 
Never lets you down or leaves you hanging

and is always close to your heart !?

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Share this with a friend!
I did.
Cheers!

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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes something like this : 

What equals 100%? What does it mean to give more than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What equals 100% in life? Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: 

If :

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

are represented as :

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then :

HARD WORK ( 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 ) = 98%

and

KNOWLEDGE ( 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 ) = 96%

but

ATTITUDE ( 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 ) = 100%

and

BULLSHXT ( 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 ) = 103%

And look how far axx-kissing will take you：

AXX-KISSING ( 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 ) = 118%

One can therefore conclude with mathematical certainty that: while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s Bullshxt and Axx-kissing that will put you over the top.

Don’t you just love it !?  

( by an anonymous author )

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The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain: "I should be in charge because I run all body functions."

Blood: "I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain."

Stomach: "I should be in charge because I process food to the brain."

Legs: "I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go."

Eyes: "I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going."

Axxhole: "I should be in charge because I get rid of the body's waste."

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the axxhole very mad.

To prove his point, the axxhole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for six  days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief.

Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly.

Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable.

Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred.

Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body.

Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the axxhole be in charge.


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Moral of the story： "No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will find that it is always the axxhole that is in charge."

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There were these four guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the four guys had released him out of the bottle. He said, "Next to you all are four swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to be! Come, and then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next was the Russian's turn. He did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next. He jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.

The last was the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he stepped on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHXT"...

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Moral： "Think twice before you say something, because sometimes accidents do happen."

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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA... When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.

The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you? ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc...!? "

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am Japanese."

A while later, the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of "-key" he was.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-kee' I am?"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankey, donkey, or monkey?"

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Moral： "Never insult anyone."