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Published on Oct 25, 2017 (Re: You Tube)

The very first parody ever produced and released by Parody Project, and by far the most popular.

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Confounds the Science Video - Art Garfunkel played by Don Caron; Paul Simon played by Linda Gower.

LYRICS to CONFOUNDS THE SCIENCE (Written by Don Caron)

Hello darkness my old friend.

It’s time for him to tweet again,

but first he’ll have to check in via Fox news

‘cause that’s the only place he gets his views.

That’s how things get planted in his brain,

where they remain,

and it confounds the science.

The problem is he’s not alone.

He tweets to people on his phone

that global warming is a giant hoax

perpetuated by the liberal folks,

and he hires people that all think the same,

that play his game,

and it confounds the science.

When he talks to crowds of four

he sees ten thousand maybe more,

believing they all think he’s God on earth

and was the product of a virgin birth,

and if you disagree you’re the victim of fake news

or feminist shrews, 

and it confounds the science.

“Fools," says he, "you do not know.

It makes me smart from so much dough.

I know exactly where the problems are."

But his solutions are beyond bizarre

‘cause his words never quite a sentence make,

and thus he spake,

and it confounds the science.

No limits on pollution now.

There’s not a thing we don’t allow.

Dump the garbage in the waterway.

Spray the toxins where your children play.

All the signs say that life on the planet is headed for a downward fall.

Go to the mall,

and continue to confound the science.